Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I get you to review a movie, CD, comic?

You can ask me to review a movie, a CD, a comic, or even a novel. My email address is 50footcritic@gmail.com I would request that you make a minor donation with your request. If the review were for a book or CD, I would require a copy of it to review.

2. What do you mean Sponsored Review?

That is a review that I have been requested to write, and have been paid to write. As a sponsor your name and a link to your website will be listed near the top of the review.

3. Do you mind if I re-post your review of XYZ?

Feel free to repost an excerpt of my writing up to two sentences long, and includes a link to my site. Anything other than that, please request permission.

4. I want more reviews of: Recent Movies, Comics, & Current Music?

Great, that’s something I would like to see too. If you’d like you can donate the funds to cover the cost of a movie ticket and I’ll review the movie of your choice at the local cinema. Heck if you toss in enough money for a soda and popcorn I’ll even mention your name at the top of the review. Because I’m that kind of guy.

5. I’d like to have my ad on your website, how do I go about doing that?

Ask me to post your add, and we can discuss what I’ll get out of this deal.

6. Wow your work is amazing I’d like to hire you to write for my magazine, newspaper, etc?

I like you already. Email me at 50footcritic@gmail.com and we can begin discussing contracts.

7. How often will you be updating?

A new review every Monday, Sponsored reviews on Wednesday (when available), and Fridays I’ll occasionally update with free form reviews at my discretion.

8. Why do you write movie reviews?

Because writing obituaries for small fuzzy animals is rather bleak and tends to make one tired of life. I enjoy media in nearly all of its forms, and I like to discuss it as well. I figure I’ll share my opinions with the world. Because I’m alone at the house a lot while my wife is at Grad School.

9. Are you really 50 feet tall?

Yes, I am a giant lizard who smashes cities and eats popcorn. I often drink beer and play in the yard with the dogs.

10. When did you start reading comic books?

I learned to read on Batman comics in 1977, my mother taught me to read, as she was sick of reading them to me. The world may yet pay for her deeds.