Maytag Epic Washing Machine

washing machine
A machine for washing clothes, bed linens, etc
A clothes washer, or washer, is a machine designed to wash laundry, such as clothing, towels and sheets.
washer: a home appliance for washing clothes and linens automatically
Washing Machine is the 9th album by the band Sonic Youth. It was released shortly after the group concluded their stint headlining the 1995 Lollapalooza music festival.

maytag
Maytag Corporation was a $4.7 billion home and commercial appliance company, headquartered in Newton, Iowa from 1893 to 2006, and now part of the Whirlpool Corporation.
Tossing and turning of a raft in a river hydraulic, as if caught in the spin cycle of a washing machine. Also called a "Swirly".
Stuck in a hole and thrashed about as if in a washing machine. Usually not fun!

epic
epic poem: a long narrative poem telling of a hero's deeds
Heroic or grand in scale or character
Of, relating to, or characteristic of an epic or epics
very imposing or impressive; surpassing the ordinary (especially in size or scale); "an epic voyage"; "of heroic proportions"; "heroic sculpture"
constituting or having to do with or suggestive of a literary epic; "epic tradition"