Example Jokes Funny
Whats the diff between your wife and your job? After 10 years your job still sucks

Friendship SMS
Without humor, life sux. Without love, life is hopeless. Without courage, life is hard. Without friends like you, life is impossible!

Love SMS
Folk say you only fall in love once, but whenever I hear your voice I fall in love all over again.

Pickup Lines
Crikey, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?

Blonde Jokes
What do you call an intelligent blonde? A Golden Retriever

One Liner
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $2.95 a minute

General
Girls are like phones. We like to be held and talked too, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!