Today a strange number 15099839709 called me. My phone ringed a second, then muted. Of course, if I'd called back I'd be a sucker, because it's a very popular crime in China nowadays: it will charge you a hell lot of money if you call back (several ten USD per minute). Thus, if you see a missed call, beware. Send a SMS or simply ignore them - if it's an important call the caller will hopefully re-dial some time later. |
1) Cars can hurt you.
2) You cannot fly.
3) It's never a good time to die.
4) Taking your clothes off will draw attention.
5) Keep your mouth shut at all times while in public.
6) Although you may see things that are not there, you won't NOT see things that are there.
7) Don't forget how to breathe.
8) Only carry: a house-key, some loose change, and your address in your shoe.
9) Nobody can tell that you are tripping until you tell them "I'm tripping".
10) No matter how fucked-up you think you are, you'll eventually come down.