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Rules of Camp Lame

  1. We hate dust.
  2. Camp Lame does not do drugs.
  3. Camp Lame drinks only Coors Light.
  4. Make sure you wear your earplugs and don't stay too long at loud parties!
  5. Bedtime is 10:00.  No exceptions.
  6. We have no idea who DPW are.
  7. What's wrong with you people?  Do you have to yell all the time?
  8. Camp Lame likes frequent sock changes.
  9. It's too hot.  It's too cold.  I want a shower.
  10. Never ride art cars.  You have no idea where they're going to go.
  11. Camp Lame likes balanced meals.
  12. Camp Lame likes visors.
  13. Camp Lame chooses the no harassment line at the BRC post office.
  14. Camp Lame likes khaki shorts.
  15. We still use our laptops and get on the Internet.
  16. Camp Lame doesn't play with fire - fire causes burns!
  17. Camp Lame thinks megaphones should be for "official use" only.