so here comes lame stuff first-tee heee giggle giggle
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this guy walks into a bar asks the waiter for a drink and hears,"thats a nice shirt" "thanks" said the man, "for what" said the bartender "for telling me about my shirt" he said "o--h!" said the waiter "oh what" he said, and the bartender replies "its the peanuts their complimentary" ha ha ha told wrong and everything
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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!"
The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for panda: "A tree-dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterised by distinct black and white colouring. Eats shoots and leaves." 4-
Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One muffin said to the other, "Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?"
And the other muffin said, "Aaaaugh! A talking muffin!!!" 5- What do you call a cow with no legs?
6- You are in a room that is completly bricked in on all four sides, including the cieling and floor. You have nothing but a mirror and a wooden table in the room with you. How do you get out?---(You look in the mirror you see what you saw, you take the saw and you cut the table in half, two halfs make a whole, and you climb out the hole. :) )
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