Yankees Yorktown
My Eight Commandments, anyone who opposes them is left in Manhattan:
- You shall not steal.
- You shall not speak ill of the Yankees.
- You shall never kill.
- You shall not dump trash in the ocean or litter.
- You are not more powerful than me, and I am no more powerful than you.
- You shall not oppose the government.
- Never smoke or drink alcohol.
- Any other questions? Refer to the previous seven Commandments.
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