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The Script We now how confusing it can be listening to a radio broadcast, so we included our script to make listening to this broadcast more enjoyable. CAST Announcer: Bryan Anchor 1: Rachel Anchor 2: bergen Reporter 1: Kristy (or rachel) Reporter 2: Bryan Witness 1: rachel Random person on the street: Bergen Sound Effects (part of the time computer): Everyone NOTE: The above list is for a cast of 7. A smaller cast of 4 can be used if the following roles are combined for one actor each: Scene One Anouncer: and now, we go back to the news for an update on the developing story in new york. Music, news intro music form computer anchor 1: Hi I'm _Liz Bliz_ and this is anchor2: _Jamey Jane_ anchor 1:We are going to go live to Reporters jack quack and daisy dizzy who is in New York City with breaking news. We are not sure what the news is... Anchor 2: and now to _Reporter Daisy Dizzy_ Theme music Scene Two Reporter 2: Thanks Jiz and Lamey, hi I'm Jack Quack with the news... Reporter 1: and I'm Daisy Dizzy and.......... wait a minute, I have no idea what the news is... lets ask a witness if they've seen anything unusual... Reporter 2: Hey you there, the old woman with the big head.. (old woman slap reporter) Reporter 2: Ow Reporter 1: (subtly say to reporter 2 "You have to be nice to the witness!") Ma'am have you seen anything strange lately Witness 1: (old woman slowly shaking words) Indeed I have, but that other reporter that was mean to me is making me nervous, will you get him to go away for me deary? Reperter 1: Scram Quack! (to reporter 2) (reporter 2 slowly slumps away) Foot steps (running) Witness 1: Much better! Now you see, I was outside taking a stroll and my cat ran away! reporter 1: Wait you were outside with a troll and it ran away? Witness: No deary, a walk, the poor Fluffy ran right in front of a truck! I was so nervous I almost dropped my denchers! Reporter 1: Your denchers got hit by a truck?!?!? Witness:(clears throat) Anyways, the truck swerved and hit a tree, thankfully not my Fluffy, and the tree fell with a thump, right on top of the city bank! Reporter 1: So what happened to the blank? witness: You mean the bank deary. repoter: Yeah Witness: The bank broke down the middle and money flew everywhere! There were 2 people who ran right in the middle of the commotion and stole all of the money! Reporter 1:What happened to the cat?!!? Witness: Deary I was getting to that, hold your horses! Luckely, my Fluffy ran right up and scratched them and the police caught the robbers, and now me and Fluffers are millionares! Reporter 1: You've heard it here first folks, the cat, the hag, and the denchers are all hero's! Reporter 2: Hey everyone I just gave surgery to a cat, but I think I might have killed the cat. Reporter 1: (gasp) witness: That isn't my cat is it? reporter: Well it was kinda fluffy. witness: With black and white strips reporter 2: Yep witness: (began crying) and cute brown eyes and a little pink nose! Reporter 1: I think you should calm down ma'am. Witness attacks Reporter two. Witness: Take that you are a murderer! *smacks reporter with purse* Reporter 2: Chill out Grandma! Witness: *Sprays reporter with pepper spray* Reporter 2: Lady, what is wrong with you?! Ahhh my eyes! Witness: You freak, you killed my fluffy. Reporter 2: Crazy lady, why are killing me, Help me, help me. stop, ahh my hair. Random person: Hey I want to be on tv!!! what do I have to do?!?!!? Reporter 1: Um, we're kinda in the middle of something... can you go away? Random Person: Hey I want to be on tv now! if you want to ever see quack again, you better put me on tv! witness: she has a gun. Reporter 2: Hey daisy dizzy put her on tv!!!!!!! Reporter 1: Um ok... what do you want to do? Random person: Let me sing, i am the next Hannah Rhode Island! Reporter 2: Dont you mean Hannah Montana? Random person: (starts singing really loudly and badly to "the best of both worlds") Reporter 1: Ahhhhh my ears!!! they're bleeding!!!!! stop singing!!!!! Random person: I wanted to be on tv, I warned you!!! (shoots reporter 2) Reporter two: Aaaugghh!!! (falls over and makes choking sound) Random person: (laughs evilly) Don't let me be on TV will you? TAKE THIS!! (Shoots wildly into the crowd) Reporter 1: You got it here best and you got it here first! (Crazy person shoots up Downtown!!!!) Scene Three Anchor 1: Ok and I guess that's the news..... Anchor 2: Rather sad. Anchors 1 and 2: Let's have a moment of silence for reporter 2. (Whispering in the background. Sudden screeching of a microphone) Anchor 1: And moving on! That's it for today folks, you got it here and you got it first, Channel Five ADD! (Play theme song) THE END!!!! |
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